Something is in the offing. Something… magical.

I shall say no more.

Ooh yeah

Currently in development: the story of an ex-cop returning for one last drug bust… on the gang that framed him, forcing him to flee. Northern stereotypes ahoy in the forthcoming YouTube mini-epic Metal Gear Salford.

Development: 30%

This is Fat Joe. He hates T-shirt slogans, but still sports a shirt with a new slogan each week. He likes pop and crisps, and enjoys hitting post boxes with sticks.