Hey, sir (or madam)! Have you been going through life without experiencing the joy of video games? No? Then, Mr Snow, I believe it is high time you stopped believing all that nonsense about games ‘rotting your brain’ or ‘wasting your life’. While this may be true, you are conveniently overlooking the positive aspects of such activities.
Railslave’s NPPD Rush: The Milk of Ultra Violet, released today, mightn’t necessarily be educational, but it does have a story to rival any random book you select from a library shelf. Except it is much better, for Illarterate has contributed to its graphical content! I’m not lying:
See, that portrait has the unmistakable Illarterate smell. If you want to see the others, you’ll have to buy the full game for the low, low price of £1.99 (300 Martian Maklaks)! If you tell ’em I sent you they might give you a free nut crusher. For crushing your monkey nuts, of course.